What I Want For Christmas

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When I was a poor broke black teenager, and living on the West side of Chicago, I used to wish for a beautiful long pink bathrobe for Christmas. And peace on earth.

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And in my twenties, I used to wish to be invited to the best parties. And peace on earth.

And in my thirties, I wished for a man for the holidays.  And peace on earth.

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And in my forties, ditto.   And peace on earth.        jeffrey-dean-morgan-as-negan-in-the-walking-dead-season-6-episode-16

And in my fifties, ditto.  And peace on earth.

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But now that I’m in my sixties, I know what’s truly important.  Here’s my new wish list.

1. To be a New York Times Best Selling Author (with a really good book. Not just a well-known name)

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2. Three weeks off with pay in the spring, after the snow is gone but before the stifling heat of summer, and an extra $3,000.00 to spend any way I want without guilt. My car, TV, and cable all working. And catered dinners – really good catered dinners.

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3. To be a firm size 16 with a fully stocked walk-in closet (pictured) and the Bunny Williams (she’s a designer) bedroom pictured below in tones of burgundy and brown instead of blue, with an intelligent savvy MALE partner, who both likes and loves me. 

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These last two things, I’ve learned, are ESSENTIAL to everyday life.  Bet you thought I was going to wish for Peace On Earth, didn’t you.

NO WAY! Now that I know the cost.  

And after all, he’s still in the world.

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Eliza D. Ankum
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Oh! we nearly forgot the cocktails.  Life without liquor is almost as bad as Peace on Earth.

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 Cheers!

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